monica-geller:

i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as i wait for the police to show up at my door and arrest me for writing a string of words too similar to some paper about the mating habits of hoot owls from 1965 

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

sicknymphet:

look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business

marimopet:

the quicker u come to terms with the fact that people change/grow and are complex and contradictory the less ur likely to set them to binaries ++save urself the false sense of deceit when they dont comply to ur preconceived notions of them. cool cheers 

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

blackwomenconfessions:

C: I enjoy sucking dick and it is a MUST for foreplay. It turns me on so much especially now that I am a dick sucking expert with 4 years of experience. The other night I was sucking dick and before i knew it my pussy was dripping wet and ready. Sucking dick and nipple sucking and neck kissing get me ready in that order. The appeal is in the guy’s moaning and shaking and me realizing that I’m turning him on, the slurping sounds (the more saliva the better!) the eye contact, the sounds he makes when he is about to cum, etc. Penises also just look nice and delicious especially when they are brown and thick and veiny. I would advice more women to actually try it to make sex more fun and rewarding! Don’t worry if you’re not so good at first, practice makes perfect. Some people say sucking dick is demeaning, yeah you right…DE MEANING OF LIFE.